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I’m With Stupid – April 24, 2015

TO BESTIALIZE OR NOT TO BESTIALIZE, THAT IS THE QUESTION
by Todd Hartley

Todd Hartley-smallMany years ago, as part of an assignment in elementary school, I wrote a report on Denmark, a place where I had never been and still have yet to visit. The report was filled with descriptions of quintessentially Danish wonders such as smorgasbords, “The Little Mermaid,” pastries with fruit and/or cheese and the notion that a country the size of a football field was in control of a massive icebound island on the far side of the Atlantic.

Based on my report, and despite subsequent attempts — such as having to read “Hamlet” — to turn me against the Danes, Read the rest of this entry →

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I’m With Stupid – April 17, 2015

BASALT TRIES TO PUTT THE BALL IN THE CLOWN’S MOUTH
by Todd Hartley

Todd Hartley-smallFor those of you who don’t live in this area, here’s the scoop: There was a small trailer park on prime riverfront acreage in downtown Basalt, but it all sat in the flood plain of the Roaring Fork River. Back when it used to snow, we’d hear every spring that the residents of the trailer park were in mortal danger from rising water and needed to be evacuated immediately, but each spring came and went and the portended floods never seemed to materialize.

Eventually, though, Basalt’s prophesies of doom won out. The residents were evacuated and compensated and the trailer park was razed Read the rest of this entry →

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I’m With Stupid – April 10, 2015

YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE WE ARE MAGIC
by Todd Hartley

Todd Hartley-smallI’ve been on a bit of a rant for the past month here at “I’m With Stupid,” and I think maybe it’s not the best thing for my blood pressure. Thus, I’ve decided to take a week off from ranting to focus on more positive things.

Usually when I do this, I have to rack my brain for column ideas because positive things aren’t all that funny. Comedy, which I aspire to even while ranting, depends on conflict. This time around, though, after very little thought, I knew I had something. Read the rest of this entry →

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I’m With Stupid – April 3, 2015

FROM INDIANA TO ITHACA, GOSH, WE’RE SO TOLERANT
by Todd Hartley

Todd Hartley-smallSo what do you all think of this whole Indiana thing? Pretty crazy, isn’t it? I won’t even begin to tackle the subject because I haven’t read Indiana’s allegedly anti-gay law and don’t know any more about it than any of the other 200 million outragees who are tripping all over themselves to show how politically correct they are by divesting in Indiana like it’s apartheid-era South Africa, but that’s just me.

Seriously, pipe down a little, people. Read the rest of this entry →

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I’m With Stupid – March 27, 2015

MEET BOB NOXIOUS, MY LOCAL LIBRARIAN
by Todd Hartley

Todd Hartley-smallAt my local library, in the parking lot, by two of the spots near the door, there are signs that read, “Hybrid Low-Emission Parking Only.”

Excuse me while I go puke, would you?

OK, I’m back.

Parking for low-emission and hybrid vehicles only? What kind of bleeding-heart, sanctimonious, snobtastic, douchey horse crap is that? Read the rest of this entry →

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I’m With Stupid – March 20, 2015

GOD SAID YOU SHOULD BUY ME A YACHT
by Todd Hartley

Todd Hartley-smallHey everyone, I’ve been talking to this guy and he told me that I need a big yacht so I can cruise around the world telling people that he told me you can get a big yacht if you believe you can.

And not just any yacht, mind you; he told me I needed Everest, a 600-foot megayacht being built right now in Fort Lauderdale. Everest will have 17 bedroom suites with private terraces, a pool, indoor and outdoor cinemas, a gym, spa, dive center, two elevators and room for two helicopters, numerous cars, a submarine, another boat or two and 80 people to run everything Read the rest of this entry →

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I’m With Stupid – March 13, 2015

THE I’M WITH STUPID AIRING OF GRIEVANCES
by Todd Hartley

Todd Hartley-smallIt’s Friday the 13th. We’re two days away from the ides of March, the fateful day of which Caesar was warned to beware. There’s chaos in the Middle East and a bitter cultural war here in the U.S. Ill omens abound.

So what does it all mean? I don’t know, but I’m using it as an excuse to get a few gripes off my chest. As Frank Costanza famously said, “I got a lot of problems with you people, and now you’re going to hear about it!” Read the rest of this entry →

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I’m With Stupid – March 6, 2015

ROCKIN’ THE STATE OF OHIO, SLOOPY-STYLE
by Todd Hartley

Todd Hartley-smallFans of Rick “Rock and Roll, Hoochie Koo” Derringer will be delighted to know that the song “Hang On Sloopy” recently passed the Ohio House of Representatives in its bid to become Ohio’s official state rock song. A measure to recognize the song as such, sponsored by someone who must be about 80 years old, passed the House by a margin of 82-13, which leaves just the Ohio Senate to go before the song is permanently enshrined. It also shows that there is evidently a dire lack of young people in the Ohio House. Read the rest of this entry →

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I’m With Stupid – February 27, 2015

HOW TO MAKE SURE YOU’RE BUYING A CHRISTIAN POTATO
by Todd Hartley

Todd Hartley-smallI don’t know if you heard, but earlier this week in Idaho, the Kootenai County Republican Central Committee voted on a proposal to have Idaho declared a Christian state. I don’t know what that means in terms of such a thing ever happening, but being that the opening words of the First Amendment are “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion or prohibiting the free exercise thereof,” I don’t think that particular idea’s going to make it very far. Read the rest of this entry →

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I’m With Stupid – February 20, 2015

SCIENCE KNOWS THE TRUTH EVEN WHEN IT DOESN’T
by Todd Hartley

Todd Hartley-smallIt’s been a slow week in the world of stupid — probably due to most of the country being so snowy and cold that folks couldn’t get outside and do their things — so this week, instead of stupid, we’re going to talk about the world of smart.

One of our favorite subjects here at “I’m With Stupid,” as some of you may recall, is astrophysics (by which we mean all of the astro-type sciences, except maybe astrology). That may sound odd coming from a guy who just last month devoted an entire column to adult diapers and poop, Read the rest of this entry →

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