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I’m With Stupid – January 23, 2015

DUDE, YOU SHOULDA BEEN THERE. NOW PAY ME
by Todd Hartley

Todd Hartley-smallBy now, I’m sure most of you have heard about the 5-year-old boy in England whose family got a bill in the mail after he missed his friend’s birthday party. But if you’re not familiar with the story, that’s basically it in a nutshell. The family RSVP’d and then later realized they had other plans for that day, so the kid missed the party. A few days later, he came home from school with an invoice for $24 — a “child’s party no-show fee” — from the birthday boy’s mother. Read the rest of this entry →

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I’m With Stupid – January 16, 2015

BOW WOW WOW YIPPIE YO YIPPIE YAY, AMEN
by Todd Hartley

Todd Hartley-smallSometimes, the answer is right in front of you and you don’t even realize it. Take, for example, the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office in Clearwater, Florida. For the past few months, people in the office have been walking on two new rugs bearing the department’s emblem, and it wasn’t until last week that someone finally noticed that instead of reading “In God we trust,” like they were supposed to, the emblems on the rugs read, “In dog we trust.”

I, for one, think that is the greatest thing ever, Read the rest of this entry →

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I’m With Stupid – January 9, 2014

THE STRAIGHT POOP ON MANILA’S PAPAL PREDICAMENT
by Todd Hartley

Todd Hartley-smallOnce, when I was a child, in what qualified as a moment of deep contemplation, I decided that soldiers fighting in wars must wear diapers during combat. To me, this made all the sense in the world.

Think about it: If people were shooting at you, you would almost certainly crap your tighty whities. I was quite sure I would. More importantly, though, if you were in the midst of a heated battle, you wouldn’t want to drop your guard and/or pants for even an instant, lest you lose some tactical advantage. Read the rest of this entry →

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I’m With Stupid – January 2, 2015

HAPLESS LUDDITE PREVAILS OVER MODERN TECHNOLOGY
by Todd Hartley

Todd Hartley-smallSince I know you all read last week’s column, I’ll assume you’re dying to hear about my adventure with the Xbox that Santa left under our tree, so here goes.

Naturally, the Xbox was the first present my son opened. The wrapping paper came off, and then my son yelled, “Oh my gosh!” about 20 times in a row. My son then opened the rest of his presents in a stupor and grudgingly let me and my wife open our presents. Having dispensed with those unimportant details, he insisted I set up the Xbox so he could get started playing his Minecraft game, a gift from his parents. Read the rest of this entry →

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I’m With Stupid – December 26, 2014

THE XTREME DANGER OF GIVING AN XBOX FOR XMAS
by Todd Hartley

Todd Hartley-smallI find myself in sort of an interesting spot with this week’s column. You see, I’m writing this the day before Christmas, but it won’t be published until the day after Christmas. Thus, I’m going to have to predict how Christmas is going to go around my house this year rather than telling you how it went.

So here goes:

First, I predict my son’s head will explode when he sees one of his presents. Read the rest of this entry →

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I’m With Stupid – December 19, 2014

GENETICALLY, IT’S THE SAME AS A CHIHUAHUA
by Todd Hartley

Todd Hartley-smallLooking for that perfect last-minute holiday gift? Have you considered a wolf cub? No, seriously. They’re a little pricey at about $500, but that’s way cheaper than your average, run-of-the-mill whatever-poo.

You may scoff, but if you know any wealthy landowners in Kazakhstan, you would totally make their Rozhdestvo (pronounced: ruhzh-dees-TVOH) by buying them a wolf cub. Apparently, they’re all the rage among the elite in the Almaty region this holiday season. Read the rest of this entry →

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I’m With Stupid – December 12, 2014

JESUS AND MARIJUANA CHAIN OF OFFENSE IN RIO RANCHO
by Todd Hartley

Todd Hartley-smallAnswer this question truthfully for me: Who’s worse these days, people who say or write offensive stuff or the people who get really offended by it?

Once upon a time, I imagine the obvious answer was the offenders, but with the way things are now, I honestly think the offended may have become the bigger problem. A perfect case in point is a recent incident in Rio Rancho, New Mexico, that ultimately resulted in the resignation of a high school creative writing teacher. Read the rest of this entry →

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I’m With Stupid – December 5, 2014

NO, REALLY, YOU JUST BOUGHT A BOX OF POOP
by Todd Hartley

Todd Hartley-smallIt’s finally happened, people. We’ve finally passed the stupidity tipping point. We are now so irretrievably idiotic that some of us are paying for feces. That’s right: feces, poop, dung, stool, whatever you want to call it. Apparently, people have been buying it online.

So how did we devolve so far as a species that we’ve reached this sorry state? For the answer, I think we need to start with Jesus, as it’s his birthday that’s at the heart of the problem.

Once upon a time, Jesus was born, and three guys gave him gold and a couple of perfume ingredients, Read the rest of this entry →

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I’m With Stupid – November 28, 2014

FIGHTING MAN-MADE DISASTERS WITH MAN-MADE DISASTERS
by Todd Hartley

Todd Hartley-smallI just watched the movie “Snowpiercer” the other night, a film about which I’d read some good reviews, and it was pretty meh. Definitely overrated. But that’s not the point. The point is that it’s based on just about the least realistic premise in the history of cinema. Or is it?

Here’s the plot: In 2014, humanity’s efforts to combat global warming end up freezing the Earth and killing all life on the planet. The only human survivors left are the few hundred who have managed to board a long train, the Snowpiercer, that travels continuously along a track that circles the snow-covered globe. Read the rest of this entry →

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I’m With Stupid – November 21, 2014

TOP 5 REASONS NOT TO MARRY CHARLES MANSON
by Todd Hartley

Todd Hartley-smallHave you heard about this woman who’s going to marry Charles Manson? No, seriously, some 26-year-old woman originally from Illinois got a marriage license and is reportedly all set to marry one of America’s most infamous criminals in December. I don’t know the woman personally, so I don’t want to come right out and call her stupid, but let’s be realistic: Few people have ever done anything stupider.

The woman, whose given name is Afton Burton, claims she became smitten with Manson 10 years ago after reading about his environmental leanings. I’m guessing she must have skimmed the first part of his bio Read the rest of this entry →

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