HIS BOY ELROY’S PIPING HOT PROTEIN-LAYER PIZZA
by Todd Hartley
You could call it life imitating “The Jetsons,” but I feel like other portrayals of the future have featured similar contraptions. Regardless, it appears the future is now, people. Science has finally caught up with Hanna-Barbera. We’re going to have food machines soon.
I’m not talking about vending machines with metal coils and tiny bags of potato chips that get caught and don’t fall, thus robbing you of a buck-fifty. We already have those. Read the rest of this entry →