YOU’RE NUTS IF YOU THINK YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT
by Todd Hartley
It dawned on me the other day that it had been quite awhile since I wrote a column that had something to do with penises, or penii, to use the proper Latin conjugation. I consider that a disservice to my readers, in particular one brother-in-law, and I would like to apologize. I didn’t do it on purpose. It’s just that penii haven’t been in the news of late, and I’m not so obsessed with the subject that I make up excuses to write about them.
Fortunately, Bob can consider the drought ended this week Read the rest of this entry →