BECAUSE I HAD TO BE A BIG SHOT, DIDN’T I?
by Todd Hartley
You see, that’s what happens when the same black-and-white picture of your bald head runs every Friday for 325 weeks in a row in a major national newspaper like The Aspen Times. Eventually, someone recognizes your face. Someone recognized mine, meaning that evidently my face hasn’t aged in six years, so I got that going for me, which is nice. Read the rest of this entry →