MAN VS. WAY MORE FOOD THAN HE CAN HANDLE
by Todd Hartley
I’ve always thought of myself as a pretty impressive glutton. Back in high school, when other kids were cruising through calculus and physics, I considered lunch my best subject. I couldn’t figure out a derivative if my life depended on it (and I just had to look that up to remember what the hell calculus was about), but I could inhale a ham-and-cheese sandwich, a bag of chips, an apple and four Oreos faster than anyone I knew.
Given that, it might come as a shock to some of you to learn that I’m not filthy rich. Read the rest of this entry →