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I’m With Stupid – February 13, 2015

WHEN REALIZATION DAWNS ON BONEHEADED KIDS
by Todd Hartley

Todd Hartley-smallSome years ago, there was a program here in the Roaring Fork Valley called A Grassroots Aspen Experience that brought underprivileged, low-income kids from inner cities to Aspen for a week of fresh air and fun. It seemed like a nice enough program, but I always felt that it was only half of what it should have been.

In my mind, in addition to bringing kids to Aspen, A Grassroots Aspen Experience also should have taken some overprivileged, high-income kids from Aspen Read the rest of this entry →

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02 2015

I’m With Stupid – November 21, 2014

TOP 5 REASONS NOT TO MARRY CHARLES MANSON
by Todd Hartley

Todd Hartley-smallHave you heard about this woman who’s going to marry Charles Manson? No, seriously, some 26-year-old woman originally from Illinois got a marriage license and is reportedly all set to marry one of America’s most infamous criminals in December. I don’t know the woman personally, so I don’t want to come right out and call her stupid, but let’s be realistic: Few people have ever done anything stupider.

The woman, whose given name is Afton Burton, claims she became smitten with Manson 10 years ago after reading about his environmental leanings. I’m guessing she must have skimmed the first part of his bio Read the rest of this entry →

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11 2014

I’m With Stupid – November 7, 2014

STUPID IS ALIVE AND WELL IN THE NUTMEG STATE
by Todd Hartley

Todd Hartley-smallIn my ongoing research for this column, there are certain states that seem to appear on my radar more often than others. Florida, for example, is the current epicenter of stupid, and on any given Friday the antics of Sunshine Staters alone could fill a dozen columns. But picking on Florida is low-hanging fruit, so I only dip into that well when I must.

Texas, by virtue of its sheer size and Texas-ness, is always good for scads of stupid, as are California and New York for very similar reasons. Alaska, surprisingly, has been a fount of stupid recently thanks to a certain family and matriarch from Wasilla. Read the rest of this entry →

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11 2014

I’m With Stupid – May 17, 2013

IT’S HARD OUT THERE FOR A PIMP
by Todd Hartley

Todd Hartley-smallTimes are tough these days. I think we can all agree on that. In recent polls, something like 123 percent of Americans younger than 70 said they didn’t think they’d ever be able to retire, and Social Security currently provides so little money that it’s just not realistic to count on it as a viable source of income in one’s dotage. It’s a pretty scary picture. It’s almost enough to make one not want to get old.

But we like to keep things positive here at “I’m With Stupid.” Read the rest of this entry →

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05 2013

I’m With Stupid – September 7, 2012

HOW WE PAY TO MAKE MURDERERS FEEL BETTER
by Todd Hartley

Rarely, in the course of writing this column, is it my intention to really tick people off. That’s not to say it doesn’t happen, but usually when it does, it’s because I’m a clueless, obtuse idiot, not because I’m trying to be cruel.

This week, however, I harbor no illusions. This column will absolutely make a niche segment of the American population unhappy, even though that’s not my intent. At some point, though, I just have to accept that I don’t care and steel myself for the anticipated outrage. Read the rest of this entry →

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09 2012

I’m With Stupid – February 3, 2012

I FEEL A GREAT DISTURBANCE IN THE FORCE
by Todd Hartley

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away – actually, it was last month in Portland, Oregon, but just go with me – a valiant knight of the revered order of Jedi suffered two great injustices at the evil hands of the galactic empire. Such aggression will not stand, my friends, so I humbly beg of you now to join me in my effort to liberate David Allen Canterbury, one of the last remaining Jedis in the Pacific Northwest.

Canterbury, known to some as Obi-Wan Canternobi, must have witnessed some sort of horrible crime at a Toys R Us store, Read the rest of this entry →

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02 2012

I’m With Stupid – December 2, 2011

GIVING NEW MEANING TO THE WORDS ‘FOOD FIGHT’
by Todd Hartley

I’ve noticed a bit of a disturbing trend recently, and I’m wondering if any of you have too. Ever since Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly famously called pepper spray a “food product, essentially” in the wake of the pepper-spraying incident at UC Davis, people have apparently decided it’s OK to use all manner of food products as weapons and flimsy excuses to attack other people.

Obviously, there was the noteworthy tale of the woman in California who pepper-sprayed a crowd at a Wal-Mart to get in better position to take advantage of Black Friday bargains, Read the rest of this entry →

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12 2011

I’m With Stupid – June 24, 2011

PREDATORY PRACTICES OF PAGANS AND PLAIN PEOPLE
by Todd Hartley

Before I get too far into this week’s column, I want to say that I’ve always admired the Amish. I think it’s awesome that a group of people can live the way they do in this day and age. I know for a fact that if I tried to live that way, I’d make it about as long as it took for me to get hungry, which, depending on when I last ate, is usually about a half-hour or so. At that point, faced with a choice of eating raw fruits and vegetables (which goes against my stated goal of eventually dying of scurvy) or chopping wood to stoke the oven, I’d abandon my attempt and head for the nearest Taco Bell. Read the rest of this entry →

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06 2011

I’m With Stupid – January 21, 2011

MAN SNIFFS DOG AND LIVES TO TELL ABOUT IT
by Todd Hartley

Having lived in and around Aspen for the past 18 years, I have a bit of an odd confession to make: I’ve never tried cocaine, and I’ve pretty much never had any desire to. I’d see Aspen’s cocaine folk getting up at noon after three hours of sleep, looking like hell, or still hanging out in dive bars at the age of 62, and I’d have to admit that cocaine looked glamorous, but somehow I managed to resist the urge. Read the rest of this entry →

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01 2011

A honey of a crime wave stings Japan

Think of all the things you could steal. (Not that you’re a crook or anything; I’m just saying if you were.) There’s money, jewelry, pork tenderloin, second base. In fact, there’s virtually no end to the desirable objects you could swipe if you were so inclined. One thing, though, that I’m guessing none of you have ever thought of stealing is bees.

That’s right: bees, those black-and-yellow, honey-making, swarming insects with the vicious little stingers. Only a moron would to want to steal bees, right? Read the rest of this entry →

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05 2010


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