There was a pretty intense thunderstorm that rolled through my hometown Wednesday night, with high winds and lots of rain, and I’m pretty sure I know what caused it: Earlier that day, at a local park, I saw a girl of perhaps 2 years old walking around with no top on. It was only for a minute or so, while her mother dug out a new shirt for her to wear, but it was enough.
What? You think that sounds ludicrous? You think maybe I’ve taken leave of my senses? Well, that’s where you’re wrong, Jack. Scantily dressed women are the cause of natural disasters. Read the rest of this entry →