MIDDLE-AGED FAT GUY FINALLY CONQUERS CORBETT’S
by Todd Hartley
Tomorrow is St. Patrick’s Day, and I think my son might be confusing leprechauns with the Easter Bunny. I heard him and his friend discussing something about how leprechauns now offer a choice of a pot of gold or – for people unfamiliar with the concept of purchasing power – lots of candy. He’s going to be very disappointed when he not only doesn’t get candy, but the only pot of gold he sees comes as a result of once again failing to flush.
But that’s not what I came to talk about today. Read the rest of this entry →