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Posts Tagged ‘jesus’

I’m With Stupid – October 2, 2015

ZOMBIE PREPAREDNESS ISN’T REALLY A JOKE IN KANSAS
by Todd Hartley

Todd Hartley-smallYou know how sometimes things start off as a joke but then over time people start to take them seriously? (Just for the record: No, I am not referring to any 2016 Republican presidential candidates, although I easily could be.)

One of the best examples I can think of is the “five-second rule.” I always assumed that when people dropped food on the floor, picked it up, declared, “five-second rule!” and then ate the food, they were just kidding around. But when, years later, scientists had to release studies proving that germs could get on food in less than five seconds, Read the rest of this entry →

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10 2015

I’m With Stupid – April 10, 2015

YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE WE ARE MAGIC
by Todd Hartley

Todd Hartley-smallI’ve been on a bit of a rant for the past month here at “I’m With Stupid,” and I think maybe it’s not the best thing for my blood pressure. Thus, I’ve decided to take a week off from ranting to focus on more positive things.

Usually when I do this, I have to rack my brain for column ideas because positive things aren’t all that funny. Comedy, which I aspire to even while ranting, depends on conflict. This time around, though, after very little thought, I knew I had something. Read the rest of this entry →

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04 2015

I’m With Stupid – February 27, 2015

HOW TO MAKE SURE YOU’RE BUYING A CHRISTIAN POTATO
by Todd Hartley

Todd Hartley-smallI don’t know if you heard, but earlier this week in Idaho, the Kootenai County Republican Central Committee voted on a proposal to have Idaho declared a Christian state. I don’t know what that means in terms of such a thing ever happening, but being that the opening words of the First Amendment are “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion or prohibiting the free exercise thereof,” I don’t think that particular idea’s going to make it very far. Read the rest of this entry →

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02 2015

I’m With Stupid – December 12, 2014

JESUS AND MARIJUANA CHAIN OF OFFENSE IN RIO RANCHO
by Todd Hartley

Todd Hartley-smallAnswer this question truthfully for me: Who’s worse these days, people who say or write offensive stuff or the people who get really offended by it?

Once upon a time, I imagine the obvious answer was the offenders, but with the way things are now, I honestly think the offended may have become the bigger problem. A perfect case in point is a recent incident in Rio Rancho, New Mexico, that ultimately resulted in the resignation of a high school creative writing teacher. Read the rest of this entry →

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12 2014

I’m With Stupid – October 1, 2010

COLORADO: THE SHORT END OF THE FAT STICK
by Todd Hartley

All right, Colorado, I have some good news for you, and I have some bad news.

The good news is that for at least the 16th year in a row, Colorado was named the least obese state in the country, with just 19.1 percent of the population having a body mass index of 30 or more. That makes Colorado, if I’m reading the data correctly, the only place in America where less than one out of every five people is a grotesque fat slob. Read the rest of this entry →

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10 2010

Pictures of silly, everywhere

OK, right off the bat let me apologize for the “Pictures of silly” headline. I don’t mean to make light of other people’s experiences, but I couldn’t think of anything else, and it gives me an excuse to throw in obscure references to the greatest band in rock ‘n’ roll history.

Those who didn’t get the first reference needn’t worry; I’ll explain. There’s a song called “Pictures of Lily,” wherein a pubescent young man’s life is made wonderful by photographs that his dad gave him. He falls in love with the girl in the pictures, only to learn that she’s been dead since 1929. Read the rest of this entry →

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