LOVING THE CONSPICUOUS CONSUMPTION OF FOSSIL FUELS
by Todd Hartley
Happy Valentine’s Day, honey! All right, enough of that crap. Let’s move on. I’ll be playing funk love songs on KDNK from 2 to 4 this afternoon, but other than that, I won’t acknowledge this insipid holiday.
I mean, obviously I’ll get my son treatment for the carpal tunnel syndrome he acquired from signing the dozens of meaningless, store-bought valentines he was forced to give his classmates, but other than that, we won’t be talking about Valentine’s Day. Read the rest of this entry →