NO, REALLY, YOU JUST BOUGHT A BOX OF POOP
by Todd Hartley
It’s finally happened, people. We’ve finally passed the stupidity tipping point. We are now so irretrievably idiotic that some of us are paying for feces. That’s right: feces, poop, dung, stool, whatever you want to call it. Apparently, people have been buying it online.
So how did we devolve so far as a species that we’ve reached this sorry state? For the answer, I think we need to start with Jesus, as it’s his birthday that’s at the heart of the problem.
Once upon a time, Jesus was born, and three guys gave him gold and a couple of perfume ingredients, Read the rest of this entry →