WHEN WILL THE REPTILE ABUSE FINALLY END?
by Todd Hartley
A month ago, I wrote a column chronicling the serious matter of the Russian satellite Foton-M4, which was carrying five geckos so that scientists could spy on the lizards having sex or, as the scientists claimed, conduct a “study of the effect of microgravity on sexual behavior.”
I know you were all captivated by the story, so it is with a heavy heart that I must inform you that all five geckos have died. The Foton-M4 returned to Earth on Monday, but all the geckos were dead and appeared to have been deceased for at least a week Read the rest of this entry →