THE FISCAL BENEFITS OF SWAPPING IDAHO FOR SAMOA
by Todd Hartley
As of this writing, people in all 50 states had filed requests to secede from the union in the wake of the presidential election, and I have to say I can’t blame them. I’ve often thought America has become too big, unwieldy and homogenous for its own good. I think breaking the U.S. and Canada up into Euro-sized pieces might not be the worst idea ever, but that’s beside the point.
The most important thing about this news is that I smell a way for America to fix the deficit once for all and probably make a little walking-around money to boot. Call it the Secession Games. Read the rest of this entry →