WATCH WHERE YOU’RE AIMING THAT THING
by Todd Hartley
Everyone knows that one of the best things about being a guy is the ability to pee standing up just about anywhere. It’s kind of like a superpower, and I, for one, am thankful every time I urinate al fresco. But as five Spider-Man movies in the past 12 years remind us: With great power comes great responsibility. Frankly, some of you young fellows have been abusing that responsibility lately.
First there was Daniel Athens, the 23-year-old man who last week was sentenced to 18 months in prison for urinating on the Alamo, which to me seems like an obvious thing to not urinate on. Read the rest of this entry →