THANK GOD NO ONE CAROLS DOOR-TO-DOOR ANYMORE
by Todd Hartley
Now that Christmas is over and I won’t seem like quite so big a Scrooge by saying this, I have a confession to make: I don’t really like Christmas carols. I’m sorry. I know everyone loves them, but they’re so overplayed and start so early that by about mid-December each year I go from finding them cheery to thinking they’re voices in my head telling me to run over someone’s grandma with an elk.
I mean, maybe I wouldn’t mind Christmas carols so much if we had some new ones, but it’s always the same nonsense just sung by different people. Read the rest of this entry →